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The Day I Died
02:26
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The Day I died
The day I died I put my clothes into a basket
I cleaned my desk and my table
in the usual way
It was such a simple question, but no one dared to ask it
I washed my hands and removed the cable
to be honest it was just a normal day
The day I died my hand was rubbered
the new gloves I bought
let me know I'd tried
I put some shirts back in to the cupboard
And no one else would've thought
that this was the day I died
The day I died I went and bought some potatoes
Searched the grocery store
got the best I could find
Made some chips and I smiled as I ate those
And that I would be no more
Wasn't on anybody's mind
The day I died I watched some TV
flipped around the channels
it was sunny outside
and I knew that no one could see me
And not even death panels
knew this was the day I died
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2. |
Buy a Graphic Painting
03:24
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Buy a Graphic Painting
Verse 1
Everything's for sale these days
You can get it in your mail these days
A little click on your keyboard
and they'll make sure you'll never be bored
You can get it all nowadays
They'll give you a number to call and a place
Anything from art to lyposuctions
And anything from buildings to destructions
Chorus
Buy a gun buy a Nintendo
Buy a book with lewd innuendo
Buy a smart microwave oven
Buy some hate, buy yourself some loving
Buy a book to get well, buy an insane thing
And buy a graphic painting
Verse 2
Nothing is supposed to be hard these days
All you need is a credit card these days
The lines in grocery stores you can now avoid
and the poor little cashier becomes unemployed
Now you can find it all online
Amazon sends, and they're usually on time
So the internet is the smartest retail
And the dumbest hacker can find your card details
Verse 3
Everything's for sale these days
From genitals to nails these days
A bigger penis a nicer vagina
Along with some oranges from China
Your dreams are just a click away now
If you feel disgust well click away now
Isn't it funny how some things stay the same?
for people with money, life is just a game
So
Last chorus
Chorus
Buy a gun buy a Nintendo
Buy a book with lewd innuendo
Buy a smart microwave oven
Buy some hate, buy yourself some loving
buy some shades, an umbrella when it's raining
And buy a graphic painting
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3. |
NSFW
05:58
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NSFW
I'm not safe for work oh
Neither as a bartender nor a clerk no
If i were an employer I'd never hire me
And if I made such a mistake
And I saw me taking random breaks
Sitting with my phone I would fire me
I'm terribly out of focus
I'm pretty sure it was me who nearly broke us
When the company was nearly bankrupt
And I sure can't do a pokerface
And what I do sure ain't safe
I'm sorry but we're more than fucked
Chorus
Don't worry it's not a crime
Not in a hurry I take my time
So please don't go berserk
I'm not safe for work
If I messed up I apologize
Don't get stressed up just open your eyes
And look at me while I smirk
I'm not safe for work
Verse 2
I'm not safe for work no
I probably seem like a Jerk so
I've got nothing to lose my acting like one
I always try to do less
Because I'm lazy as well as clueless
They shoulda been used to me being dumb
I decide to get up and work some
But be honest I just find it irksome
And I won't use power unless it's on my phone
So let's hope they won't be mad
And really it does make me glad
I'm paid by the hour not by the efforts I've shown
Bridge
I'd rather lay solitaire
Than doing actual work
It's not that I don't care
I'm just not a reliable clerk
I'd rather watch TV
Cuz I'm kind of slob
I didn't put that on my CV
Cuz then I wouldn't get the job
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4. |
Dissetrack
00:16
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5. |
Skjult kamera
03:18
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Skjult kamera
Vers 1
Slutt på lovbrudd, slutt på bråging
Her e det maksimum overvåging
100 prosent CCTV
Får Big Brother te å se ud som barne TV
Ka de får te, du kan ikkje tro det
Du e midt i ein Black Mirror episode
Ref.
Smil Smil! Du e på skjult kamera X4
Vers 2
Videoovervågning heila døgne
Med nattesyn og Argus øyne
"Meld ifra om det er noe du savner
det er fremmede her og de stjeler som ravner"
Det kan ver en fornøyelsespark
om du vil det
Du kan til og med få
et attraksjonsbilde
Ref.2
Små kamera så får plass kor så helst
Kameraet e verdens lys og du kan ble frelst
De kan se når eg sidde å dride jo
Og alt mitt privatliv kan de få på video
Ref 3.
Et helvete på jord kan fort bli Eden
Hvis me velge trygghed over friheden
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