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I've wanted to do a song called NSFW for a long time. It's about not being safe for work. A tiny by inspired by New Order.

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NSFW



I'm not safe for work oh

Neither as a bartender nor a clerk no

If i were an employer I'd never hire me

And if I made such a mistake

And I saw me taking random breaks

Sitting with my phone I would fire me

I'm terribly out of focus

I'm pretty sure it was me who nearly broke us

When the company was nearly bankrupt

And I sure can't do a pokerface

And what I do sure ain't safe

I'm sorry but we're more than fucked



Chorus



Don't worry it's not a crime

Not in a hurry I take my time

So please don't go berserk

I'm not safe for work



If I messed up I apologize

Don't get stressed up just open your eyes

And look at me while I smirk

I'm not safe for work



Verse 2



I'm not safe for work no

I probably seem like a Jerk so

I've got nothing to lose my acting like one

I always try to do less

Because I'm lazy as well as clueless

They shoulda been used to me being dumb

I decide to get up and work some

But be honest I just find it irksome

And I won't use power unless it's on my phone

So let's hope they won't be mad

And really it does make me glad

I'm paid by the hour not by the efforts I've shown



Bridge



I'd rather lay solitaire

Than doing actual work

It's not that I don't care

I'm just not a reliable clerk



I'd rather watch TV

Cuz I'm kind of slob

I didn't put that on my CV

Cuz then I wouldn't get the job

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from Buy a Graphic Painting, released July 12, 2019
Written by me May 2019
Recorded in June 2019

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